Auto ineptitude
S can do some things well. Spelling, for example.
But anything car-related is a disaster area. To wit:
- Recently, S called her insurance company to add her brother to the policy, but was unable to tell the call-centre person the make, model or year of the car...... only that it is blue.
- Last week, S drove at night with only side-lights on (in the belief that headlights are for fog and dark mountain passes)
- Until recently, S thought she was driving a 4-door saloon, only to be informed that it is, in fact, a hatchback.
Anyway, earlier this week we decided to order a roofbox, because we don't have enough boot space for a family of four.
S went online, read all about roofboxes, did lots of price comparisons..... and then purchased a MONSTER which is longer than the car.
Fortunately the website does a 90-day free exchange, otherwise B would not be looking so heartily amused as he does in this picture.
But anything car-related is a disaster area. To wit:
- Recently, S called her insurance company to add her brother to the policy, but was unable to tell the call-centre person the make, model or year of the car...... only that it is blue.
- Last week, S drove at night with only side-lights on (in the belief that headlights are for fog and dark mountain passes)
- Until recently, S thought she was driving a 4-door saloon, only to be informed that it is, in fact, a hatchback.
Anyway, earlier this week we decided to order a roofbox, because we don't have enough boot space for a family of four.
S went online, read all about roofboxes, did lots of price comparisons..... and then purchased a MONSTER which is longer than the car.
Fortunately the website does a 90-day free exchange, otherwise B would not be looking so heartily amused as he does in this picture.


1 Comments:
i fell off my chair laughing .... is this pregnancy brain?
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